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tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

britishstarr:

nerdsandgamersftw:

This dog cosplays much better than I could ever hope for.

DeviantArt user Carrisa (Leafeon-ex) created this amazing Umbreon costume for her dog Jaguar.

That’s the coolest thing ever omfg

lookatthislittlething:

My Aunt makes dollhouses. This is her latest creation. - Imgur

androphilia:

Manis Gigantea

androphilia:

Manis Gigantea

cheshirewolfy:

hanajibu:

Fuck this coin!

… WHAT IS THIS FROM I WANT THAT LITTLE THING ;W;

(Source: disneyyandmore)

lilycovescity:

✿ EEVEELUTION GIVEAWAY ✿
Hello. I reached my follower goal and I wanted to thank my followers by doing a giveaway for them. I’ve been thinking about doing a pokemon-themed giveaway for a long time so here we go.
✿ Prizes
A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
An eeveelution keychain ( any eeveelution of your choice ).
✿ Rules
Must be following me. I only post pokemon.
Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmark purposes.
No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, please.
You must be willing to give out your address so it can be shipped directly to you.
If you are under the age of 18 and you win the prize, please make sure you have parental consent before I ship it.
This is international.
Winners will be chosen by a random generator, if you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.
If this reaches 2k notes I’ll toss in a game with it. Any game of your choice.
✿ Disclaimer ;
This giveaway is not being provided to you, sponsored, nor endorsed by Tumblr or Nintendo. Please understand, thank you.
It ends May 12th. Good luck.

lilycovescity:

✿ EEVEELUTION GIVEAWAY ✿

Hello. I reached my follower goal and I wanted to thank my followers by doing a giveaway for them. I’ve been thinking about doing a pokemon-themed giveaway for a long time so here we go.

✿ Prizes
  • A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
  • An eeveelution keychain ( any eeveelution of your choice ).
✿ Rules
  • Must be following me. I only post pokemon.
  • Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmark purposes.
  • No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, please.
  • You must be willing to give out your address so it can be shipped directly to you.
  • If you are under the age of 18 and you win the prize, please make sure you have parental consent before I ship it.
  • This is international.
  • Winners will be chosen by a random generator, if you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.
  • If this reaches 2k notes I’ll toss in a game with it. Any game of your choice.
✿ Disclaimer ;

This giveaway is not being provided to you, sponsored, nor endorsed by Tumblr or Nintendo. Please understand, thank you.

It ends May 12th. Good luck.

mekaneko:

geek-studio:

Vodka Cherry Pokeballs by BigEatsBen

gotta catch all the alcohol bye

audzilla:

Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.

audzilla:

Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.

robotlyra:

jackscarab:

mysidia-rydia:

a few of mysi’s favorite things

↳ fat chocobo

It even plays a "fat" version of the Chocobo theme, full of drums and brass and tinkly little sounds.

LOOKIT THE WAY THE BELLY JIGGLES

FAT BIRDS ARE BEST BIRDS

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